camp

 Freezing monday morning i jump out of bed out of excitement to go to camp i grab my bags and bed through them in the car even though i'm still wearing my pjs so i run back inside have a shower and put on some clean clothes and rush into the car while still drying my hair  when we arrive at school i see a mountain of camp gears i see tyrone get his bus full of stuff he made the mountain of camp gear turn into a goddamn sky tower me tyrone and chase talk for awhile until whaea gaylene calls us over to sit down so we could get put into our car groups i was with matt and a bunch of boys there were no girls at all the drive was about 3 ½ hours tyrone gave us all a war head i almost died of how sour it was lucky tane kaha had 24 million watermelon flavored lollipops we were the first to arrive in taputaputa bay we went to the cape when we realized that they were going to take another ½ hourOn tuesday morning i got up at 5 BRUH!!! I was walking up and down the beach for like an hour and a half then we did karakia and waiata which was 20 mins which was a massive waste of time i could be walking the beach during the afternoon i fell asleep for 20 mins in the long grass then i went for a walk down the tapotupotu track and back which was like an hour of walking and then skip the wednesday and all the drama to thursday night there was a massive party but there was only one boy that danced was Tane-Kaha we went to bed at 12:00 i think and the next day was just packing everything up and leaving  when we went home hereora and naki god damn nuked the van with all there farts i'm surprised i didn't die in that carOn tuesday morning i got up at 5 BRUH!!! I was walking up and down the beach for like an hour and a half then we did karakia and waiata which was 20 mins which was a massive waste of time i could be walking the beach during the afternoon i fell asleep for 20 mins in the long grass then i went for a walk down the tapotupotu track and back which was like an hour of walking and then skip the wednesday and all the drama to thursday night there was a massive party but there was only one boy that danced was Tane-Kaha we went to bed at 12:00 i think and the next day was just packing everything up and leaving  when we went home hereora and naki god damn nuked the van with all there farts i'm surprised i didn't die in that car

megacity

 Hi guys my name is Harry i live with this guy named Jack. he is a very hard worker,we live in a massive city named megacity its a massive city full of people that are very ungrateful for even having a life me and jack have nothing it's pretty hard trying to make money without an actual job so we can't really afford much   i think lots of people love it here but jack doesn't he want to live in a place full grass and trees that i can roll in yay But all he does is play a bat with strings that makes noise and people through shiny tin can tops in a hat  then we go on a metal pole on wheels to a  massive box over time he collects lots of  he take me to grassy field in the middle of nowhere i chase butterflies they taste like butter yummy